guys, this one is coming to you live. thus, the commentary will be smokin’! watching while i write… can it get any fresher? anyway, here we go.
brad, stop saying you have a strong connection with ALL OF THEM. the one you pick is currently watching and getting pissed every time she hears you say it, which is a lot.
south africa? coolest ever. i’m jealous. and i still think they should make a couples abc show that celebrates the love that’s ACTUALLY making it and send us on these cool vaycays. steve and i will be the first to sign up.
steve asks why the guy has to sit on the front of the truck like that? and i said to shoot the tigers. or ligers. or, as the case may be, lions.
watch out for hippos guys, i heard they are mean on man vs. wild. why do you feel safe with brad, chantal? he’s never fought off a hippo, i can assure you that. does he have a pen knife in his pocket?
chantal. bad dress (for the 100th time): -10. you lose. though you’re finally playing up your breasts properly: +1.
ooooh, he’s most comfortable with chantal. that must make her feel good. “she has good teeth” -steve. agreed. i’m happy for them. i think they have nice conversations. bad dress and all.
“i have something for you from chris.” LET ME GUESS. A FANTASY SUITE. after watching a few seasons of this, i have this little memo down pat. but i am thinking it seems too light out to be getting the fantasy suite card already. chris harrison, you lose your watch?
a treehouse?! shut the! “how bout a bathroom?” -steve. red wine, a treehouse in south africa. i’m envying them big time. how do they get to shut the door on the cameraman when they’re in a treehouse?? was that abc’s big plan to see chantal nakey?
the emily date has commenced. they’re running to each other. gag. annnnnd, he’s off. and she’s by her lonesome… in the jungle. she’s clearly thinking the same. well, she went so far as to think a lion might eat her. i didn’t go that far.
elephant entrance? finally, not a helicopter.
her and all her “oh my goodness gracious/oh my dear lord’s” are adorable.
cute outfit, emily. short shorts and boots: +10.
brad, do you reallllly wish little ricky was there? reeeeally? steve laughed. he’s doubtful.
he’s got good answers on the ricky subject. nicely done, brad. steve and i are both pleased. the package deal quote got us.
awwwwesome outfit – sparkly black skirt! blousy top! yes. can i borrow it?
brad’s neeeeervous. but emily is chill. i like that. go you “em”. she gives him sweaty palms.
come on emily, tell him you looove him. he’s dyyyying to hear that i think. ahh, almost. he’s pleased. and i like that he’s nervous to give her the fantasy suite card (cause she’s a laaady).
good example for ricky slash shack up with the bachelor brad. what shall it be? good answer. they’ll go back to the fantasy suite and “talk.” well, the wicker love seat aids in talking… wicker’s not really good for love makin’.
he’s totally got butterflies over her!!!! “he’s so dramatic. please listen very carefully when i say this.” -steve. he never told chantal he’s falling in love with her too! he loooves emily! she’s the gal!
here comes ashley. but all i can think is he’d rather be with emily. she has britney spears’ cut-off shorts on i think — pockets showing and all.
ughhh, helicopter. why is she freaking? these girls are such wusses. brad will take care of her. sure. if it explodes he’ll shield her with his iron chest??
“ash is doing so well” (on the helicopter). there is so much celebration of mediocrity on this show.
south africa looks awesome from a helicopter. abc, send me there.
he wants a relationship with ashley? shouldn’t he try to be narrowing them down at this point?
talking budding careers… i think he’s cutting her out. they’re not in the same place now. uh oh.
“can we have a seat please“, “come this way please“. “he says that to appear so sincere all the time” -steve. i don’t think we’re fans.
uh ohhh. they’re not doing well. she didn’t mention austin. -10 for ashley. she’s done tonight. adios ashley. maybe she’s even done before the rose ceremony????
she wants him to do what’s best for him? she seems a little unemotional about the downturn of this date.
they’re talking food now?! that’s worse than weather.
i love the back of her shirt. and their fantasy suite is pretty.
awkward. i can cut this tension with a knife. mosquito nets?! just end it now. end it.
rose ceremony. all dresses are decent. i’m liking emily’s colorblocking one (what DON’T i like about emily? girl crush is getting embarrassing.)
brad is clearing his throat incessantly. nervous. he wants to talk to ashley? she’s a goner. {clears throat} “have a seat with me please”
kudos to him saying goodbye before the rose ceremony. and once again, she’s too unemotional. and brad, for the love of god, STOP SAYING PLEASE.
alright, there are some tears in the hummer exit.
do you think emily and chantal have talked at all sans brad and ashley or stood there quietly and awkwardly the whole time?
will they accept the roses?? come on now brad. i’m pretty sure they will. dumb.
ahh the hippos are back.
and can’t wait till next week… michelle money is baaaack.
Pick emily emily emily. that is all.
got an emily crush too. no big surprise. i love how calm she is.
Brad is so ridiculous. JB just laughs at him the whole time.
can't wait for michelle money next week.
Hahah after I went through the whole 'awesome, omg that's so cool, amazing etc' for the treehouse, my next thought was 'where do they (mostly she) go pee!?'
I know the ending since I read it on Reality Steve at the beginning of the season, but still, I can't wait for the finale!
i love this so, so much. i sat on the couch with my husband and watched last night, as i do every night. i seriously think brad is incapable of emotion…the poor man just keeps saying, in his same tone, "wow, would you look at that view" and stuff like that. i love emily too! however, if we're talking about "package deals," chantal's got this one-did you SEE her parent's house last week? it was unbelievable.
i knew ashley, aka "ash" was gone as soon as i saw her last night. the giveaway was "so how do you like those mosquito nets?"
Love the play by play! Also love Emily's outfits. I always forget that she is 24, she comes across as much older. Definitely a brutal night with Ashley. Personally I can't stand the women tell all week, I just want the finale already!!
Loved it! I did my re-cap last night too. Been doing one for the last 4 seasons, didn't do one this season, but couldn't stand it. I'd have to sit on my hands. Gave in last night. It's posted. Fun to read someone elses thoughts too! I can't wait for crazy pants next week too!
i think abc should make a show about you too.
Ugh. I'm not diggin' Chantal..big boobs or not. Her whole little speech about "your word should mean something.." right. Isn't she the one who got divorced after a few years? And who says I love you after 5 secs? Someone who just wants to win.
Emily looked like safari barbie..super cute. Love her. I wish we could share clothes. Brad seems the most vulnerable around her. But he'll prob choose Big jugs because they always choose the chick with the big knockers! Lame! For once pick the sweet one! Team Emily 🙂
Oh man, they totally stood there awkwardly.
@bree… i don't know… i think you need to reread reality steve! looks like he's changing his tune!
@jenni… that makes two of us 🙂
Haha, I was just gonna tell Bree to go read it again! On people.com today brad said they just talk in the overnight suites. I'm lost.
so funny! i'm actually living in africa right now, so reading this is a fun reminder of home. wish i could have seen this episode (heck, this season!)
however, i laughed out loud when i read the mosquito net line. as you'd guess, there's nothing romantic about that.
I will CRY serious tears if he does not pick emily.
I live for your commentary.
TWO WEEKS. ugh. i cannot possibly wait that long.
Hi Bridget
I've been following your blog for about three weeks. Congrats on your forthcoming attraction 🙂
I don't follow the Bachelor myself. My MIL is a big fan, though. And she knows the uncle of the Bachelor (Brad, was it?) personally.
Seeing as you are crushing on South Africa, I thought I'd drop you a big 'ol 'HI' because I was born and raised in…you guessed it … good old, sunny SA.
If it makes you happy, you can imagine me living in a mud hut with a pet giraffe, although sadly, this isn't the case 🙂
Oh yes, and I, too, am a sucker for 'good teeth'. Go Emily.
Keep rocking the blog. I'm ♥'in it.
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@maggie, i'm coming to visit!
He does always emphatically say please. It's a little weird.
I hope he picks Emily. Just sayin. 🙂
First of all, I liked Chantal's dress! I think most of her clothes aren't fitting quite right because she has gained a little weight since she started the show. I bet the dress looked great before the extra 8 lbs.
I have a girl crush on Chantal. Emily is very sweet yes, but she doesn't feel real. I like slightly unstable emotional people, they're so much more entertaining then the ones who always have it together.
Hahahaha! I really don't know where to start – pretty much agree with you on every. single. thing. I know the rumors say he'll pick Chantal but I want him to pick Emilyyyyyyyy! Pretty please, Brad?? Pretty please?! 😉
Team Emily.
Love your up-to-the-minute updates! I'm off to check Reality Steve now… never heard of that site before!
Better Than a Milk Mustache
have you guys heard of the possessionista?! she tells us basically where emily gets all her clothes. YES.
http://www.possessionista.com/
lol i love your bachelor commentary! my hubby and i watch it every week and have pretty much similar thoughts. i think i am going to go for emily – he seems to really love her and "makes him a better person"
And i totally wanted to know about the bathroom situation with the tree house…hmmmm.
can't wait for the women tell all!! haha
This is hilarious! Thanks for the fun read.
P.S. Thought of you when I saw this. Think you might need one:
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so we don't have cable and i don't get to watch the bachelor until the next day on hulu. so when reading your posts i scroll rea fast past this one so i don't see anything. and then the next day, as soon as i watch the show, i immediately head over here to see if you and i both thought the same thing about those damn helicopters. loves it.
Hi – I just found your blog from morgan at mamalovespapa and this post made me laugh out loud ! i only got to see ashleys date and when i saw her shorts i thought the same thing ! i will def be following you and reading about your family .. i LOVE the picture at the top of your blog .. so cute !
– Kaitlin
http://www.kaitididwhat2.blogspot.com
@kaitlinjohnston- hey girl! yes, ashley stole britney's shorts, i'm quite sure.
glad to meet ya!
Just found your blog–super cute! And this post was hilarious. Ohh the bachelor. 🙂
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Super jealous about South Africa too, I'd LOVE to go there (sans Bachelor of course).
Your analysis is SPOT ON. I love how you put all my feelings about this episode into words. You speak the truth, lady.
I too have an Emily crush, but here's the thing: I don't want Brad to pick her because I think she's too good for him. I think destiny has a greater love in store for her than could be provided by a trashy TV reality franchise.
Chantal and Brad just seem to be on more of a congruent level with one another.
Love your blog!
My email is: leigh (at) leighpennebaker (dot) com
notice how abc never showed bachelor brad's shoes during the first south africa day? he was wearing mandals… GACK! no man should wear mandals, ever…
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