the hunt christmas extravaganza.
overheard these days.
steve (with parker, in a different room than i): ooh, parker! you like that peanut butter i just gave you!?
{fyi: parker has yet to eat anything besides the milk i gots. steve just likes to drive me crazy. that might not have been clear though?}
lindsey: mom, can i try your breastmilk?
me: sure.
william: {aghast} from her boob?!?
lindsey + i simultaneously: no!
{side note: she did try it and thought it wasn’t half bad. now william is jealous and totally wants to try it too. serves him right for thinking it strange that she wanted to try some of my glorious milk.}
me: steve, can you change parker?
steve: i have been known to literally snap babies fingers right off when i try to change them.
parker has a blow-out. steve’s changing him.
steve: can i just have scissors to cut the onesie off?
while parker’s sleeping…
gracie: BARK BARK BARK
me: *$#&@* $#@$$ $#*$*!!!!!!
{truly, the mouth of a sailor… these words strung together with no rhyme or reason.}
and that’s just some of it.
{photos, both new and old, from my photo booth}